Obama's Running Mate

We know that O is making his short list of running mates, and I thought who better to share the spotlight than media's other darling - Britney Spears! Think about it. The only person in the media spotlight more than Barack Obama is Britney Spears. Now, I know all you neigh-sayers will say that Britney has enough problems and shouldn't have to worry about being Vice President. I say this is just what she needs- what they both need.

Obama has gotten this far with media attention alone, but his biggest rivals are starting to question his ability to provide answers and offer solutions. Rather than having to think about what he can do as President, why not throw B in the Mix. The media would swarm to them, the interviews would come in and before we knew it they would both be waving to us from the White House lawn.

We already know Brit is a great at lip syncing. Record one of Hillary's debates or speeches, stick Brit in front of the camera, and push play (allowing extra time for gum smacking and sips of frapps). And there you go! Britney sounds great, has all the answers Obama lacks! Barack can keep giving his motivational speeches and all will be well in the world.

I am liking this idea. Think of the fun his marketing team would have! They could be called B-squared and I will even send them the following poster to use at upcoming rallies!


-Kurt-

PS -And while they are both a little soft around the middle, they still look good in their skivvies!